Fire up the oven to 375°F (190°C).
Line a 12-cup muffin tin with liners or grease with a smidge of butter/coconut oil. (Trust me, liners save you from the “stuck muffin bottom” heartbreak.)
Hull and dice 1.5 cups fresh strawberries (about 10 oz). Toss them with 1 tsp flour (or almond flour) to prevent sinking. Set aside.
(Frozen berries? Thaw, drain, and pat dry—soggy strawberries are mood killers.)
In a blender, whirl 1 cup cottage cheese, 2 eggs, 1/3 cup honey/maple syrup, 1 tsp vanilla, and zest of 1 lemon until silky smooth. No lumps allowed—cottage cheese deserves this glow-up.
In a large bowl, whisk 2 cups almond flour, 1 tsp baking powder, 1/4 tsp salt. No need to sift—almond flour’s laid-back like that.
Pour the blended cottage cheese mixture into the dry ingredients. Stir until just combined—think gentle hugs, not bear squeezes. Overmixing = tough muffins. Tragedy avoided.
Gently fold in those flour-dusted strawberries. Save a few pieces for topping (because pretty food tastes better, science says).
Divide batter evenly into the muffin tin (cups will be ~3/4 full). Bake 18-22 minutes until tops are golden and a toothpick comes out clean (unless you stab a strawberry, which is a berry crime).
Let muffins cool in the tin for 5 minutes—they’re fragile when hot. Transfer to a rack, but I won’t tell if you “taste-test” one warm. Pro move: Add a drizzle of honey.
Keep in an airtight container for 5 days in the fridge or freeze for 3 months. To reheat? 20 seconds in the microwave = instant strawberry bliss.